FUNNY BUT NOT HA, HA FUNNY 'Why I Hate Canadians Guy' outed as closing ceremonies scripter.

FALSE CREEK What's that? Why yes, more glass towers ARE planned for around BC Place.

URBANITY One problem about Vancouver, says egghead, is that its poorest citizens are no longer able to afford to live in the city.

PARALYMPICS Tickets may not be going fast but they are going cheap.

INDUSTRY Also, the film industry has had its budget cut by 23 per cent by the province.